What's with Hacking! RAGE QUIT!

Hey guys. Aren't you sick of the GODAMN hackers! What pisses me off the most is that you can't really do anything about it because you're not really sure if it's going on or not. That's why if you vote for me in the next zombie elections, I promise to get to the bottom of hacking, how it works, and can it dodge VAC security systems. I am not a crook!